【第1句】： 幽默的英語句子

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金錢非萬能， 信用卡猶在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人； 每個不成功男人的背后都有兩個女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 每個人都應該結婚，畢竟， 快樂并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人不會去結婚， 而當他們膠笏婚就也就不再聰明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "你的未來取決于你的夢想"， 所以趕快去睡覺吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。

每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。

【第2句】： 英語的一些比較有趣的句子

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。

I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。

I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。

（這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。）

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍？

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。

【第3句】： 有趣搞笑的英語句子

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result!

兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，

忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？

【第4句】： 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

【第5句】： 搞笑的英語句子

【第1句】：When two's company, three's the result！兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！【第2句】：Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

【第3句】：God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。【第4句】：There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

【第5句】：Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。【第6句】：Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。

【第7句】：A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。【第8句】：Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

【第9句】：Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。【第10句】：The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

【第11句】：One should love animals. They are so tasty.每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。【第12句】：The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學來著？【第13句】：Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

【第14句】：Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。【第15句】：Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。

每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。【第16句】：Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours！“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。

【第17句】：Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。【第18句】：Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

【第19句】：Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后， 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后， 都有兩個。

【第6句】： 搞笑的英語句子

【第1句】：I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車，后來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數，于是老子偷了一輛然后求上帝寬恕。

【第2句】：I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爺爺那樣，安靜地在睡夢中死去，而不是要像他開的車上那些慘叫滴乘客一樣死法啊！

【第3句】：Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

你永遠不能戰勝一個純SB，因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他個水平，然后用豐富的經驗打敗你。

【第4句】：The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

直譯：在這個世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。

【第5句】：The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

直譯：早起滴小鳥有蟲蟲！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！

【第6句】：We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直譯：在咱們這噶噠送外賣的都比警察來的快.

【第7句】：Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.直譯：就象打橋牌。如果對手不好使，自己的手必須好使。

【第8句】：Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直譯：有些人就像Slinkies（彈簧玩具），沒什么實在用處，但看他們在樓梯上倒騰來搗騰去還是很有喜感。

【第9句】：Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直譯：政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是：他們都很有規律地被替換，而且因為同一個理由——臟了！

【第10句】：sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直譯：偶爾要回頭看看，否則永遠都在追尋，而不知道自己失去了什么。

【第7句】： 搞笑的英語句子

老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）

今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什么意思

老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什么意思？

我說：“我不知道”

老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！

老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）

老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什么意思你該知道吧，給我說說。

我說：是“我知道“

老媽：知道就快說。

我說：就是“我知道“

老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？

我說：就是我知道呀！

老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）

老媽：你給我小心點，花那么多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什么都不會，會那么一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？

我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧

這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“

我：“我很煩，別煩我“

老媽：“找打，跟你媽這么說話“（于是被扁）

老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“

老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“

“我沒聽清，再說一次“

結果被扁

老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎么解釋呢“

我說：“你說什么“（再次被扁）

老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我說：“查字典“

“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）

老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我說：“你最好問別人“

“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“

“啊！god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧！”

“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）

我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“

我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“

“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手

我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”

“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”

【第8句】： 跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan

【第1句】：Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎？【第2句】：I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想.【第3句】：I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋！【第4句】：How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢？一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅.【第5句】：The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里.【第6句】：Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.無論是晴天或是陰天.無論是冷或是暖，不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露.【第7句】：Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒？【第8句】：I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一種想法，但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法.如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法，我就不會想那么多了.【第9句】：Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.霧蒙蒙，冰霜凍，手腕兒空空，話兒涌，只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸，直說自己把鬼碰.【第10句】：Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾，但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明.【第11句】：Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面.【第12句】：Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.當里爾登讀評論時，麗塔重復里爾登背誦的東西.【第13句】：Few free fruit flies fly from flames.沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去.【第14句】：Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚.【第15句】：There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.for a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱.【第17句】：A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和氣的農民養了一只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光【第18句】：How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢？【第19句】：Mr.See owned a saw and Mr.Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個秋千.現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千.【第20句】：If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買一只漂亮的，靈巧的風箏吧.【第21句】：Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞，所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了.【第22句】：A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口.【第23句】：Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在結束對一家工廠的滅火戰斗以后，弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯條）。