【第1句】： 求怪物史萊克的經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞

二，三部的精彩對(duì)白Shrek: Quick tell a lie！ 史萊克：快點(diǎn)撒一個(gè)謊！Pinocchio: What should I say？ 皮諾曹：我該說什么？Donkey: Say something crazy。

like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear！”. 驢子：說一些瘋狂的事情。像"我正穿著女人的內(nèi)褲"。

Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear. 皮諾曹：嗯，好。我正穿著女人的內(nèi)褲。

Pinocchio: [silence] 皮諾曹：（沉默）Shrek: Are you？ 史萊克：你正穿著（女人的內(nèi)褲）嗎？Pinocchio: I most certainly am not. 皮諾曹：我非常肯定沒有穿著（女人的內(nèi)褲）。Pinocchio: [nose extends] . 皮諾曹：（鼻子變長）Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are. 驢子：這看起來就像你非常肯定穿著在。

Pinocchio: I am not. 皮諾曹：我沒有。Pinocchio: [nose extends] 皮諾曹：（鼻子變長）Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG！ 姜餅人：它是一個(gè)皮帶！Gingy:Oww! They're briefs.姜餅人：噢！它們是短褲！Pinocchio:Are not.皮諾曹：不是！GIngy:Are too！姜餅人：是的！Pinocchio:Are not.皮諾曹：不是.Gingy:Are too！姜餅人：是的！精彩對(duì)白Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek? Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not. Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is? Pinocchio: On the contrary, Prince Charming: So you do know where he is! Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…Prince Charming: Stop It! Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't！白馬王子：你，你不能說謊！史萊克在哪兒？匹諾曹：呃，好吧，我不知道他不在哪里。

白馬王子：你不知道史萊克在哪里？匹諾曹：正好相反。白馬王子：這么說來，你知道他在哪兒了！匹諾曹：我可能多多少少、不太確定、無法否認(rèn)、不能拒絕……白馬王子：閉嘴！匹諾曹：知道或不知道他可能不應(yīng)該在哪里，也就是我確實(shí)不知道他不在哪里！Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick! Shrek: Donkey。

Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty！驢子（驢子和穿靴子的貓互換了身體）：我竟然進(jìn)入了這個(gè)我一直看不上的伙伴的身體里！史萊克：驢子……驢子：我感到無所遁形，極度骯臟！Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies！驢子（看到史萊克一絲不掛地躺在床上）：啊，你知道嗎？你真的需要給自己穿上一條寬大的睡褲！Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.穿靴子的貓（史萊克將驢子扔出了窗戶）：有些人就是不知道什么叫做適可而止。

【第2句】： 怪物史萊克經(jīng)典五句話

《怪物史萊克》于2001年上映，為美國好萊塢知名導(dǎo)演安德魯·亞當(dāng)森、艾倫·華納執(zhí)導(dǎo)的動(dòng)畫作品，制作公司則為夢工廠。該作品改編自知名童書作家威廉·史泰格的同名繪本，影片笑點(diǎn)在于“嘲諷所有的經(jīng)典童話，并顛覆了一般人對(duì)童話故事的刻版印象。”參與配音的好萊塢演員有麥克·邁爾斯、約翰·李斯高、艾迪·莫菲、卡梅隆·迪亞茲。本片獲得了【第2句】：67億元票房，突破《獅子王》，成為有史以來賣座最高的動(dòng)畫片。怪物史萊克的經(jīng)典五句話是：

【第1句】： Who cares？”——“誰管呢？”

【第2句】： “ Don't you care about your future？”——“你難道不為自己的前途擔(dān)心嗎？”

【第3句】： “Would you care for a drink？”——“你愿意喝點(diǎn)兒酒嗎？”

【第4句】： “I might as well be dead for all he cares.”——“我死了他也不會(huì)關(guān)心。”

【第5句】： “I don't care much for opera.”——“我不太喜歡歌劇。”

【第3句】： 電影怪物史萊克中的精美臺(tái)詞摘抄

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?

Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?

Pinocchio: On the contrary,

Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!

Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…

Prince Charming: Stop It!

Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

【第4句】： 怪物史瑞克中經(jīng)典5句話

Who cares？”——“誰管呢？”

“ Don't you care about your future？”——“你難道不為自己的前途擔(dān)心嗎？”

“Would you care for a drink？”——“你愿意喝點(diǎn)兒酒嗎？”

“I might as well be dead for all he cares.”——“我死了他也不會(huì)關(guān)心。”

“I don't care much for opera.”——“我不太喜歡歌劇。”