【第1句】： qq英語搞笑個性簽名

。.額。這搞笑的不怎么知道..不過嘛..電鋸驚魂里面的經典話

live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的選擇 差不多就這意思了）

然后呢。. 記得lonely里面的歌詞挺好的

Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久見人心。.）

If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不會害怕 因為有你能讓我依靠。）

After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （帶著傷痕和淚水去尋找光明。.）

Your ass is late so look for the line （你來晚了就要排隊..）

這些差不多吧。如果喜歡可以去找找 其實很多問題百度上都可以找到答案的。.

【第2句】： 有趣的簡短的英語句子

When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。

The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。

Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。

The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。

although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。

Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。

【第3句】： 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

【第4句】： 搞笑的英語句子

老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）

今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什么意思

老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什么意思？

我說：“我不知道”

老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！

老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）

老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什么意思你該知道吧，給我說說。

我說：是“我知道“

老媽：知道就快說。

我說：就是“我知道“

老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？

我說：就是我知道呀！

老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）

老媽：你給我小心點，花那么多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什么都不會，會那么一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？

我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧

這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“

我：“我很煩，別煩我“

老媽：“找打，跟你媽這么說話“（于是被扁）

老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“

老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“

“我沒聽清，再說一次“

結果被扁

老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎么解釋呢“

我說：“你說什么“（再次被扁）

老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我說：“查字典“

“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）

老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我說：“你最好問別人“

“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“

“啊！god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧！”

“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）

我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“

我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“

“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手

我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”

“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”

【第5句】： 簡單傷感的英語短語.或句子.看了會冷了

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.

“Smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.”

A sad soul can kill quicker than a germ.

【第6句】： 有趣的英語句子翻譯

We are grazing ,the sheep in the next field. 我們在吃草，羊在旁邊的地里。

英語中的逗號作用大著了。 1)As is known to everybody, the moon travels round the earth once every week。

=It is known to everybody that the moon travels round the earth once every week。 2)I send you 100 dollars today, the rest to follow in a year. =I send you 100 dollars today, and the rest will follow in a year.。

【第7句】： 英語經典句子（簡單點）

【第1句】： Pain past is pleasure.（過去的痛苦就是快樂。）

[無論多么艱難一定要咬牙沖過去，將來回憶起來一定甜蜜無比。]【第2句】： While there is life, there is hope.（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕沒柴燒。）

【第3句】： Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.（腦中有知識，勝過手中有金錢。）[從小灌輸給孩子的堅定信念。

]【第4句】： Storms make trees take deeper roots.（風暴使樹木深深扎根。）[感激敵人，感激挫折！]【第5句】： Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，無所不成。）

[堅持一個簡單的信念就一定會成功。]【第6句】： The shortest answer is doing.（最簡單的回答就是干。）

[想說流利的英語嗎？那么現在就開口！心動不如嘴動。]【第7句】： All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先難后易。）

[放棄投機取巧的幻想。]【第8句】： Great hopes make great man. （偉大的理想造就偉大的人。）

【第9句】： God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。）【第10句】： Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.（四個簡短的詞匯概括了成功的秘訣：多一點點！）[比別人多一點努力、多一點自律、多一點決心、多一點反省、多一點學習、多一點實踐、多一點瘋狂，多一點點就能創造奇跡！]【第11句】： In doing we learn.（實踐長才干。）